Dick fish

A selfish friend who doesnt wait around for 30 minutes to get a very important delivery. And is extraordinarily cheap
by Shogun123 August 23, 2015
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Dick Fish

A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.
That bitch is such a dick fish!

Dude stop being such a dick fish.

I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.
by meekosis February 15, 2011
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fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.
Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.
by MS111 December 17, 2016
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Fish Dick

A nasty rotten fish odor that tends to occur when a guy masturbates too much. Semen drys up on penis after he is done which smells like rotten fish.
"Oh damn.. I didn't clean myself well enough after i beat the meat, now i have a rotten fish dick!
by jenkinsz April 09, 2009
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fish dick

A condition occurring mostly in (although not limited to) uncircumcised men as a result of not cleaning their genitals, particularly under their foreskin. Their lack of concern for personal hygiene results in their genitals producing a nasty fish smell. 90% of men with this condition will request oral sex while remaining oblivious to the fact that they have it.
That guy I hooked up with had a MAJOR case of fish dick.
by Cobra Lambent February 01, 2011
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fish dick

a guy who is so desperate for pussy that he will screw anything. he therefore tends to have a smelly cock, a fish dick if you will.
oh my god, who in their right mind would want to fuck that fish dicked guy. he is pathetic.
by toohotttohandlebaby October 03, 2006
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Fish Dick

What the human male experiences after a night of unprotected sex with a woman then leaves in the morning without showering, and follows that with a day of hard work in a hot kitchen. It is a combination of a foetid stench, grease, slime and crusty scaliness in the genital region.
"Geez, Chef, I just took a leak, and I've got a rotten case of Fish Dick."
by nyquilcoma July 02, 2012
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