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diarrhoea panic

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.
diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

Diarrhoea fountain 

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain
I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain

diarrhoea picnic 

A social occasion, popular in Brazil. Women and men take laxatives and defecate on one another. Projectile sprays of faeces are considered the height of good form, and are usually rewarded with polite applause.
Dear, we have been invited to a diarrhoea picnic, can you pack the enemas?
diarrhoea picnic by Dr Merkin February 18, 2009

Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."
"Vittu! Ne myΓΆnsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")
Diarrhoea Sling by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

Diarrhoea Hayeswall 

The Diarrhoea Hayeswall is a 2 Person Sexual Activity which involves the taking of Laxatives. Once taken, the Man or Woman must lay upside down against a wall with their face towards the wall. The second person must lay on their back behind the Hayeswaller. The Hayeswall will proceed to Shit explosively pooling their shit over their arse until it runs of the back and down into the "Eaters" mouth. Professional Diarrhoea Hayeswallers will be able to Shit into both the "Eaters" and the "Hayeswallers" mouths at the same time.
Before my sister had her Gymnastics meet I decided I would get some revenge on her by spiking her sports drink with Laxatives.

When we got to the meet she was complaining of a stomach ache but she went on to do her performance anyway.

She went out and performed her routine and it was going well, until during her Handstand routine, upside down and in front of everyone, she Shat explosively, everywhere!

It tore right through her Leotard and created a fountain that ran right down her body and into her face and mouth.

It was the perfect Diarrhoea Hayeswall revenge!

bandwidth-diarrhoea 

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters
Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea