You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Deserter mug.You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
Get the deserter Dan mug."Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.
Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..
Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan
Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!
Person 1: what happened?
Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!
by Luke1909 January 13, 2023
Get the deserter dan mug.a repeating loop where you get an idea, talk about it with friends, abandon the project, and then start a new idea
A: I'm gonna make a game!
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
(5 years later)
B: Hey what about that game you were talking about before?
A: Oh, I abandoned it 30 seconds after getting the idea.
B: You dirty slut, try not to follow the rules of the deserter paradox next time.
by BingoIsaac April 7, 2023
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