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Deconstituted

To have reduced something substantially, to the point where said thing is no longer sufficiently complete to be considered to be that thing, prior to an action's being performed to reconstitute it.

Note: Reconstitution may require a single simple step (such as adding boiling water), or a complex plurality of steps, but the potential for returning said thing to its original form must have been intended for deconstitution to have taken place. If reconstitution was not intended, then the thing was merely destroyed/consumed/ruined etc.
Example 1:

Son: "Do we have any Thai green curry left?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the cupboard. It's deconstituted, though, so you'll need to add two cans of coconut milk, some basil, and toss in some chicken meat, and then cook it on medium-high for about 10 minutes."

Son: "So that's a "no", then."

Example 2:

Lawyer: "I got those files you sent me in my email, but I can't do anything with them. I sent them to my IT people, and they couldn't even identify what they were supposed to be? They must have become corrupted in transfer."

Client: "No, no - they were deconstituted, on purpose, for security reasons. I don't trust public key crypto, and these documents contain critical stuff which is for your eyes & ears only. Now that I have you on the phone, I'll give you the link and password for where you can get the reconstitution tools and the holdback portion, so you can decode them."

Lawyer: "Cool! Give'em to me... Wait, did you say "eyes and ears"?

Client: "Yeah, there's two textual documents, four image files, and a 5 minute video of me explaining how the process works, for your patent guys. Anyway, point your browser to ....., and login as your last name, with the password 'bananahammock'"
by Johnny Soporno February 7, 2010
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Devon H Walker

The kind of wife that will cheat on you while she’s at work
Yo that Devon h walker though. She sucked me off at the dental, I love me a woman who cheats.
by Maverick999 May 30, 2021
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John Deacon

John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997
Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon
by Imputanium September 28, 2006
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Devon walker

A kind of adulterer that has a husband but takes her ring off when she goes to work as a receptionist
Yo that Devon walker gave me a fire blowjob, but I heard she has a husband
by Maverick999 May 19, 2021
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john deacon

john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more

he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life

he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
girl 1: do you know who john deacon is?
girl 2: no

girl 1:
girl 1: get out of here
by reddiepotato February 23, 2019
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Devon Crawford

The word to use when someone on YouTube just doesn't upload for seven months. Most likely because that individual is Vibin'.
Viewer 1: "Dude why hasn't leafy uploaded?"
Viewer 2: "He totally committed a Devon Crawford"
Viewer 1: "Can you blame him? He could just be Vibin'."
by The Viber November 23, 2019
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Devon Massyn

Herpetologist, Producer and Right-hand Ninja on "Wild Recon" - only on Animal Planet. Behind the scenes hilarious! All work and all play, always.

Silent, but deadly. Quick and dodges pain. Ready to accept anything it takes to send his message across and educate. Loves Life. Devon Massyn = Mystery. South African born and raised.
Devon Massyn and Donald Schultz = WHITE NOISE! BOOM!

Devon Massyn will never hit a girl unless she's a zombie.

Devon Massyn will jedi-mind trick you and exhaust you with his strength and deadly quick ninja reflexes.

Devon Massyn, sips coffee, works hard and contemplates world domination all at once. Always.
by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010
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