spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol September 4, 2016

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006

dealexia

n. A mental afflcition characterized by a patient with so many deals pending that he or she sporadically confuses terms from one deal with terms another deal.

Kim: Holy bananans! We forgot to wire the deposit for the McClaren deal, and its due in 5 minutes!

Pam: Kim, wrong deal! That deposit was for the Gomez deal. Plus, the McLaren deal will never close.

Kim: Of course. Sorry, my dealexia is flaring up again.

by ZorroT July 22, 2011

deprexia

A combination of the 2 words, dyslexia and depression, typically used to describe how you are feeling, the perfect word to use when you do terrible on a spelling test and you are upset about it.

Girl 1: Omg, I got 2/25 on my spelling test, I totally have deprexia
Girl 2: Samee, I got 5/25, I'm a deprexic piece of shit : (

by swiftsky January 17, 2018

Delexia

The process of correcting a dyslexic persons work of spelling, pronunciation and grammar.

“You could correct my work i got zero spag marks”
“Sure, let me just delexia it”

by Garry glitter 2.0 December 14, 2022