Denny's

A restaurant that you can only end up in if - A) You aren't sober or B) Your life is in a tailspin and have hit rock bottom. The mean weight of the average person who goes to Denny's is 375 lbs or so. When entering you have a good 50% chance that you either pass out in the bathroom or take a big portion out of your life because of the food, most likely both. Similar but even trashier to iHop, Denny's is a place where most of the visitors know more about the menu than the waiters and waitresses (Which is justified since they see how it's really made and know that eating it is a death-wish) . If you had the mental capacity to read to this point, you probably understand fully that Denny's is a place you try to avoid at all costs...

Guy 1: Yo, wanna go to Denny's tonight? I heard they had they have a deal on Grand Slams.
Guy 2: We can't be friends anymore, I wasn't aware that you don't have any regard for my health, family, or general well being...

by Skeetwood Mac June 17, 2016

Denny’s

Denny’s is a so-so restaurant that is certainly haunted by the ghost Denny himself. Eating at Denny’s can result in impulsive eating and blacking out, this is a result of you becoming momentarily possessed by the hungry spirit of Denny.

Person one: “let’s eat at Denny’s tonight”
Person two: “no. Not since Denny possessed me last weekend”

by Feardenny December 3, 2019

Denny’s

a sexy cougar, usually a high school teacher. loves to moan and flirt with her students

Denny’s is my favorite teacher

by cococougar1414 June 29, 2018

Denny’s

The name “Dennis” is taken from “Dionysis” the Greek god of chaos and revelry. Meaning Denny’s, a place of pancakes and Canadians, is the domain of a chaos god.

“Which Denny’s?”
We’ll figure it out later.
“Is it the one on the 15th exit I’m banned from there.”
Then I guess I’ll see you in hell.

by ieatbees February 10, 2021

Denny’s

Where you go when you stay at a Hilton Garden Inn, breakfast wasn’t included in your rate, and the buffet costs $13.95.

I’m not paying $13.95 I’ll just go to denny’s.

by Cousinnapoli December 13, 2021

Denny’s

To be a nasty two faced slut. You probably smell like a mix of feet and piss. Usually too ugly and desperate to find someone.

“She slept with him? Wow she really is a Denny’s girl”

by XxSkullDragin April 2, 2022

Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.

I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!

by DNAGuy August 21, 2020