dell 

1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!

1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care

dell by awex January 6, 2004

Dell 

See slow

dell used to be known for quality, but now they just suck.

Dell by FhillyMan July 21, 2003

dell 

dell is where you buy a piece of shit computer for next to nothing, and then spend at least 4 times as much as you did on the computer adding enough things to actually make it usable. after that, you get to spend two days getting rid of all the spyware and worthless programs they bundle with it.

that guy was right... you have to spend 3,000 dollars to get a dell to work like they say...

dell by borstalbreakout November 26, 2006

Dell 

A peice of shit beige/brown 3D square with holes and a mobo made in a thirdworld country and has 128 mb of ram.Its apparently awesome.I bet it is!

My D3ll c4n play CS at 20 FPS!My custom comp that costs half of ur dell plays CS at 50 FPS

Dell by RAZIEL!!!! December 10, 2004

Dell 

Dell is Another word for "Burn, Baby, Burn" due to it's batteries exploding due to too fast charging by Dell.

check out the web for Dell explosion examples

Dell by Houston Evans August 19, 2006

Dell 

A slang term for the word fuck. Can be used to replace the word fuck in everyday conversation

Originated in an Australian Information Systems class. Came about when one of the Dell computers was so rooted that it could only be classed fucked or had been fucked. Then many other Dell computers followed in this path.

Dell's are also usually serviced by a techy named Dick. Hence making them much more delled than they were in the first place.

"This computer is Delled"

Man 1: "Yo is that marsh being a dickhead?"
Man 3: "Nah he's being worse, hes being a dellhead"

Dell by Dicky D June 10, 2008

Dell 

Worst computers ever made. Like...for only $1000 you can get a computer that costs like $150

Rip off

Dell by [38]RyanN September 12, 2003