Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.

Delbert sucks at sex

by Quinton January 21, 2018

Delbert

An Old English name meaning wise,smart,loving,kind,and handsome Delbert is also very strong

Delbert is a very smart boy. He will grow to become very sophisticated

by Anonymous Amazing January 19, 2014

Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.

The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.

by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.

He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

Delbert

the worst fucking name ive ever.

"kys delbert you fat gimp"

by gonginggingganbruvva April 16, 2020

Delbert

Someone Who Is Charming, Noble And Bright, and Fantastic In Bed, With Amazing Moves And Muscle Control, Although Never Shows It As Delbert Is Very Discreet And Only Lets The Ones He Wants To Experience His Sexual Power

He Was With Delbert through Covid Lockdown And He Hasn’t Been The Same since

by Johndaringa October 9, 2020

Delbert Syndrome

When you are socially incompitent and have the need to say the n-word every 5 minutes.

"Omg this dude has Delbert syndrome"

by Big Drippa January 28, 2021