A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.
by Quinton January 22, 2018
by Anonymous Amazing January 18, 2014
An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
by Doobie Do September 07, 2021
by gonginggingganbruvva April 16, 2020
Someone Who Is Charming, Noble And Bright, and Fantastic In Bed, With Amazing Moves And Muscle Control, Although Never Shows It As Delbert Is Very Discreet And Only Lets The Ones He Wants To Experience His Sexual Power
by Johndaringa October 09, 2020
If you see a delbert just know he always look like he high but really have lazy eye sometimes he'll smoke but only weak shit, he has hoes but they either fat or just ugly then a btc, delbert always has beautiful straight teeth but scientist has proved if a delbert dont have straight perfect teeth he is ass at every sport but only has crack head speed
Delbert: you got some weed
by bj;il./;"[ June 15, 2021