Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.
Delbert sucks at sex
by Quinton January 22, 2018
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Delbert

An Old English name meaning wise,smart,loving,kind,and handsome Delbert is also very strong
Delbert is a very smart boy. He will grow to become very sophisticated
by Anonymous Amazing January 18, 2014
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Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
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dirty Delbert

The act of sitting on the good furniture after smoking marijuana and leaving the stench behind.
He can't smoke over here any more, he always pulls a Dirty Delbert
by Doobie Do September 07, 2021
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Delbert

the worst fucking name ive ever.
by gonginggingganbruvva April 16, 2020
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Delbert

Someone Who Is Charming, Noble And Bright, and Fantastic In Bed, With Amazing Moves And Muscle Control, Although Never Shows It As Delbert Is Very Discreet And Only Lets The Ones He Wants To Experience His Sexual Power
He Was With Delbert through Covid Lockdown And He Hasn’t Been The Same since
by Johndaringa October 09, 2020
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Delbert

If you see a delbert just know he always look like he high but really have lazy eye sometimes he'll smoke but only weak shit, he has hoes but they either fat or just ugly then a btc, delbert always has beautiful straight teeth but scientist has proved if a delbert dont have straight perfect teeth he is ass at every sport but only has crack head speed
by bj;il./;"[ June 15, 2021
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