Deaf

an acronym for Drop Everything And Fuck.

1) Berto: hey julie lets deaf
Julie: ok
(noises of fucking)

2) Jen: so whatcha wanna do?
Naners: wanna deaf?
Jen: No! (punches naners in goods)

by berto and jen r cool. February 28, 2009

Deaf

What?

Bob: hey harry

Harry: ......

Harry is deaf

Harry can’t hear

Oh

by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019

deaf

When a party or a get together is dull.
Nothing going on.

Girl: Theres no one here.
Boy: Oh i know this party is deaf.

by meghaann August 11, 2008

Deaf

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Deaf Jam

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Deaf Metal

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!

I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Deaf Leopard

A Cougar that is past their prime and needs a hearing aide.

I knew my tinder date was old, but instead of being a cougar she turned out to be a deaf leopard.

by Plucked Chook February 17, 2021