Deaf 

an acronym for Drop Everything And Fuck.

1) Berto: hey julie lets deaf
Julie: ok
(noises of fucking)

2) Jen: so whatcha wanna do?
Naners: wanna deaf?
Jen: No! (punches naners in goods)

Deaf by berto and jen r cool. February 28, 2009

Deaf 

What?

Bob: hey harry

Harry: ......

Harry is deaf

Harry can’t hear

Oh

Deaf by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019

deaf 

When a party or a get together is dull.
Nothing going on.

Girl: Theres no one here.
Boy: Oh i know this party is deaf.

deaf by meghaann August 11, 2008

Deaf 

What you call your friends when they don’t hear you the first time.

P1: Hey, can you get pizza?
P2: What?
P1: Are you deaf? Why didn’t you hear me the first time?

Deaf by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

Deaf

1. a person who has total or partial hearing loss, ranging from a severe or profound impairment to varying degrees of hearing difficulty
2. an effect in the Logo Editing Community that uses invert, RGB to GRB, and spherize and right mirror, and also involves its high pitches of +22 and +24, and was made by GreyCatLogoEditor539.

1. I am deaf and I cannot hear you all.
2. Klasky Csupo is Deaf and High Pitched!

Deaf by DefinitionMaster2026 November 12, 2026

Deaf Jam 

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

Deaf Jam by will bitten December 21, 2016

Deaf Metal 

Hard rock played at a deafening decibel level!

I can't hear, gotta stop those Deaf Metal concerts!

Deaf Metal by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020