"Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker"
A name tag given to a false person who has a considerable amount of body Fat.
A name tag given to a false person who has a considerable amount of body Fat.
"You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker(DDM), obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes"- Matto
by Griefer Jesus (hgh) March 28, 2021
DDM or D.D.M. is an abbreviation for Designated Drunk Molester. He's that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. They often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.
Friend 1 "Did you see Chris at the party last night?"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"
by Biggest Skier Around January 22, 2010
Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood
by Yeetbeetskeet August 30, 2021
by Huevos99 July 07, 2019