Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc

Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.

by pinkandred17 March 6, 2009

Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.

by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021

Mr. Rodgers' Day Off

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

by Neighborhoodlum November 22, 2010

take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.

Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.

by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006