Get the chookity mug.The process of inducing pleasure to one’s genitalia, but prolonging the act of reaching an orgasm making such orgasm better the longer the genitalia is stimulated.
Yea man, I had the whole day to myself so I decided to cook an orgasm for five hours. After I bust, that shit was so powerful it knocked me out.
by Blackmafia72 December 8, 2017
Get the cook an orgasm mug.The exact opposite of "Let him cook!" or, "Let bro cook!"
A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.
A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.
Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard producer name's new beat?"
Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."
*Listens*
Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"
Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."
*Listens*
Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"
by aano_productions July 9, 2023
Get the Who let bro cook mug.To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.
This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010
Get the dane cook of mug.1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out
by WTF?!?!?! July 3, 2003
Get the how to cook a turkey mug."A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
by theclassgeek November 9, 2012
Get the Cooked your own spleen mug.Allowing someone (male or female) to proceed to get their swag on (do them) by ceasing your hatred (hating); So that they may peacefully go about their activities that which excited your anger. This phrase was created by Lil B aka BasedGod former member of a music group called The Pack.
Person 1: SWAG! SWAG! SWAG! *Dancing to Lil B music*
Person 2: Omg!
Person 3: What happened?
Person 2: Why does he keep doing that dancing and yelling "swag"?
Person3: Man, let that boy cook!
Person 2: Omg!
Person 3: What happened?
Person 2: Why does he keep doing that dancing and yelling "swag"?
Person3: Man, let that boy cook!
by Basedworld Nigga July 28, 2012
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