cyborging

The process of humans turning step-by-step into Cyborgs

People not using their own hand, legs or brain anymore, are in preparation of cyborging process.

by Al Dave -Ro October 29, 2018

cyborg

Also known as bluetool, one who wears an earpiece and is often found talking to what appears to be themselves. Can be inconspicuously identified to present company by saying: "I spy cyborg."

"Is that guy talking to himself?"
"I spy cyborg."

by Jack&Kristen June 21, 2008

The cyborg

When a gentleman dons a strap-on dildo around his waist and double penetrates a participating female with his penis and said strap-on.

Randy couldn't find a buddy to join in so he gave me the cyborg again.

by boutmypaper October 25, 2010

cyborging

The action of navigating your environment by sight using the live view screen of the device via its camera mode. Ideally, cupping hands so one can only view whats on screen and adapting to the super close up digital video view.

Them: "Hey quit cyborging around, your going to trip on something."

Me: "Beat it, I'm getting assimilated into the digital" "I see you, whoa, trip on that."

Me: "I can record my cyborgin' too"

by upisdn September 9, 2010

cyborg

rectal and vaginal penetration using a penis and vibrator.

Girl "Me and my girlfriend like to cyborg."
Guy"Dumbass, you can only cyborg if you have a dick."
Girl"Jackass, I had my strap-on in her pussy and my vib. in her ass!"
Guy"I mean a REAL DICK."

by LeSean July 28, 2008

cyborg

A Tennis Nazi from London. Speaks in monotone and always ends every sentence in "Does that compute?" Commonly seen prancing with his side-kick Starsky. Starsky is often seen wearing a pair of party pants.

Dude, did you see how cyborg malfunctioned when you hit the tennis ball?
Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?

by anonymous November 4, 2004

cyborg

sophisticated machine send back in time to present day to disrupt the equilibrium in customer service environments

Easily distinguished by a slow monotone voice and robot like movements

I called that service department number, the guy was a total cyborg

by gum13y June 23, 2008