Cyberstracted

When someone is on the internet for a sole purpose and gets distracted by notifications, links to other sites, ideas or ads in cyberspace.

Sorry I was in the middle of sending the email but then I got cyberstracted

by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 25, 2015

cyberstalker

Some one that stalks and preys on people online.

The cyberstalker Oregon Wench, was known for her obsession for hunting Elk and men online

by One Ten April 29, 2003

cyberstalk

To stalk someone over the internet.

I told that stupid dumbass to stop cyberstalking me!

by NirvanaGirl September 2, 2004

Cyberstition

Fear or suspicion that providing personal information such as a password or email address in order to access an application, website or other system could conceivably make one vulnerable to attack by phishers, hackers or viruses.

Bartleby preferred not to open his email on the grounds that he suspected his mailserver had been hacked although he knew he'd be ribbed by colleagues for cyberstition.

by helenhiccup December 16, 2010

cybersitter

The bane of every teenager's life

A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"

Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on

The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.

words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook

and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide

John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"

by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006

cyberstalk

Use of the internet to secretly gather information about a person

She was adept at using of search engines to cyberstalk Garry

by Laura Tripp September 23, 2008

cybersteel

The #1 Global Apex Predator in the video game Star Wars: Battlefront 2

I just Cybersteeled all over the place.
Woah, did you see Cybersteel earlier, he's such a skilled player.
Dude, I'm basically Cybersteel rn.

by Gregor Pustule September 16, 2023