One of the only characters in the Twilight Saga(along with Jasper Cullen) who is interesting, and is not plain, yet she and Jasper are completely forgotten and are mentioned vaguely throughout the series.
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His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
Early: Do not touch the trim!
Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
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Claims he’s taught every1 while he still wears the same shorts everyday 😂🤦 ♂️ gives detentions for no reason and uses the word ‘son’ in every sentence
Claims he’s taught every1 while he still wears the same shorts everyday 😂🤦 ♂️ gives detentions for no reason and uses the word ‘son’ in every sentence
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1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.
2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.
3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.
3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
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A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011
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