*sharts cutely*

line that will get you prodigious amounts of bitches

you: hey lol *sharts cutely*
them: MARRY ME

by heyy lol January 2, 2021

cutelyst

1. A substance, person, or animal, usually used in small amounts relative to the situation, that modifies and increases the rate of cuteness in the group the without being consumed in the process.
2. One that precipitates the cutenss of an event, especially without being involved in or changed by the consequences:

Sparky our dog was the cutelyst of the party.

by mada299 December 13, 2010

dies cutely

Someone dies but they do it cutely

Oliver : just took a fawt juicy shat 😩. belle : *dies cutely by Oliver fawt juicy shat*

by 1notmuchswagihave1 March 7, 2021

Cavelaw

(noun) - a legal service in which the nature of the work being performed, such as patent prosecution or document review, discourages contact with other human beings and alienates the worker from the broader legal context of the transaction for which the work is being performed.

Sally, who could have avoided her current fate by shagging one of her firm's partners while she was still young and hot, thought that going to biglaw would mean glamorous jury arguments, but her resume is now worthless, because she's been doing nothing but cavelaw for three years as she typed up summaries of documents for month after month.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 13, 2009

Cumeleon

When an individual ejaculates and then the load changes colors similar to the way a chameleon does. This is possibly due to a birth defect or living in close proximity to a power plant.

Billy- "I was jerking the other day and after I jizzed on my stomach the jizz turned green and then purple".

Lance- "Dude, you need to go to a doctor. Thats like a cumeleon."

Billy- " Yeah I know but Greg is throwing a rave on Friday and he offered me 50 bucks to jack off on a overhead projector".

Lance- "nice, I would make him throw in two tabs also. That way you can eat one and plug one.

Billy- "Good idea, thats why you are the man.

by Steve the face glazer February 22, 2011

culele

a vagina.

pronounced coo-lay-lay.

Eww she smells like fish, she should wash her culele.

by iknowwhatitis! April 3, 2011

cuello succio

A rough or sloppy blow job. Literal Spanish translation is "dirty neck".

Dang chica hit me up with some cuello succio

by cuello succio abuelita June 29, 2016