as cool as a cucumber

A person who is far relaxed and never worry about the future

John is as cool as a cucumber, his final exam is tomorrow morning and he is telling jokes.

by Moudyaseen55 April 3, 2015

CutMulla

When he born his father taken him to maulvi and maulvi said to him look up there's a pigeon and cut his banana .

A : look there bakrichod is going
B : he's cutmulla

by Squirrel_Shot May 18, 2022

Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 6, 2019

Stuffed Cucumber Salad

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

cucumber eater

A boy called Joshua who likes to eat cucumber

Joshua the cucumber eater

by Billybobbly man tits March 14, 2017

cucumba

A jamaican slang for cucumber, usually used in a native rap.

Cucumba, great hydrater, good regulator.

by Dwayne "The Sock" Johnson May 21, 2018

Cuum

The resulting word you angrily keyboard smash when texting your friend in regards to whether they came in your bed without telling you.

Skyler: Ezra, did you cuum in my bed?!? I can smell it.

Ezra: Yes. Do you want me to come over and clean it off?

Skyler: No you're good, it's just Paul slept in it last night.

Ezra: Haha, Paul got creamed.

by RedLippedMonkey July 19, 2021