Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Cumulative Final

A shitty thing teachers do in order to make their students' lives more stressful.

"Oh man, my psychology final is a cumulative final?! I'll be up studying all night!"

by emmalee256 December 10, 2012

Cutlass

sweet car made by the Oldsmobile division of General Motors

My Cutlass came stock with a 260 (4.3L) V8(not a typo) and still takes out 5.0 stangs for top end

by itsallbindun August 16, 2003

count cuntula

Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.

That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

cutlass ciera

A FWD midsize car made by Oldsmobile from 1982 to 1996.

Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.

Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?

Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.

by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

Cumulade

When you squeeze your balls so hard that you cum

squeeze it like you're making cumulade

by iG_Giggs May 14, 2019