Cliterbate

(Verb) - An action performed by a female, due to the lack of male genitals, to stimulate the sexual response of ones body. This action can be performed by one's self or with the help of hand-held devices.

Sally, lacking male companionship on her day off, stays at home and cliterbates to Mr. Rodgers and SNL (What a weird bitch, right?)

by Tarkster April 19, 2009

cumsturbate

To masturbate using semen (cum). After ejaculating, one continues to stroke the penis using the newly-produced fluid as lubricant.

Cumsturbate until the semen dries to prolong the pleasure of a nice wank.

by Muxgasm Into Your Anoose December 10, 2012

carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

by tim dog August 12, 2005

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

by Che39 October 4, 2011

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006