Curried Fart

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

by Slapstickity March 22, 2023

curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

Curried Dragon

The sexual act involving having a woman suspended in mid air, perhaps with a butterfly sex swing, and engaging in intercourse with her whilst she is on her period. Named for legendary coach Bill Curry who was the first to complete this sex act.

"Kyle wanted to have a red rocket so he hooked up with a gymnast that would let him do a curried dragon."

by HelloPossible November 10, 2011

curried away

When you taste your food and realise it's just too hot.

Matt cooked his favourite dinner, Thai Red Curry, but he was so excited to add flavour that he got curried away, and it was too hot to eat.

by shangrula April 26, 2014

curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them

Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.

by ivanolo2010 September 23, 2010

curried slop

Orangey egg-like substance found plopping from a woman's vagina. Not to be mistaken with curried egg.

Also see cunt slop

That curried slop tasted HORRIBLE. Women should be banned from Parliament House.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

Curried Chicken

The whitewashed term used to describe chicken curry

"Are you making curried chicken"
"No, I'm making curried Jamaican (Jamaican curry )"

by carribgyal February 1, 2021