cuntwinkle

A female douchenozzle

Try to avoid her vicious cuntwinkle

by MIJesus April 19, 2011

cattywonkus

adj: To be screwed up in a cockeyed way - Not quite totally busted, but still a little zooty.

This Sony Camcorder manual uses a completley cattywonkus definition sytem.

by JJC October 4, 2005

cuntyhooks

A term used by both males and females they require another's attention, also may be used in greetings. Originated in the West Roscommon area of the Republic of Ireland

Dear cuntyhooks might i get a drink please!

by jk smith January 12, 2009

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

cuntwank

Masterbation specifically performed on female genitals (cunt).

"Yer boy, she loved that cuntwank I gave her on friday night!"

by Ali_Is_God July 30, 2006

Cuntmonkey

Someone who is not ony anoying but dumb as shit. Calling them a monkey is an insult to monkeys. A cuntmonkey is that one sorry son of a bitch who everyone just hates

Sarah is the cuntmonkey of the class

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Cuntwok

Linked to cunt and wok

A nonsense-noun gaining popularity in certain parts of the internet. Technically means 'a wok for cooking cunts in' - but is used as a general insult.

"You complete and total cuntwok!"

by Sir Didymus May 6, 2003