cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntslipper

An exclamation of pain that helps to sooth injury or express regret.

see fucksticks or twatsticles

"Cuntslippers!"

"What?"

"I've just stubbed my toe/I've got the wig but I forgot the moustache."

by sebinho9 June 5, 2010

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003

cuntsburgers

A type of syndrome a woman has, when a female is a total bitch ass cunt, and thinks she knows everything and is never wrong

My daughter in law is a total bitch, bet she has cuntsburgers.

by Smudaaar April 22, 2018

Cumslurper

Someone who slurps cum up like a vacuum cleaner.

Hey do you know casper?
Yeah, he is a real cumslurper

by Johny penis February 17, 2021