cuntbitcha

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.

Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch

by benjamin warner callahan January 19, 2010

cuntwit

the next stage up from fuckwit, elevating the practice of fuckwittery to a higher plain.

holy shit, you really are a complete cuntwit.

by Matamp December 2, 2004

cuntite

elaboration on, or misspronunciation, (usually drunken) of what demure ladies call the 'C'-word (and the rest of us call the cunt-word)

get ou me wya you feckin' cuntite

by roco January 28, 2004

cuntita

a ho that acts like a cunt

my bitch is such a cuntita when all she talks about is her man

by sophia_gwenivere November 13, 2009

Cuntitioner

Feminine twat wash

Summer's eve is a cuntitioner

by Ant.A July 5, 2012

Cuntpot

Someone who consciously looks and acts obnoxiously stupid.

"Hey Declan, look at that cuntpot wearing shorts and its -1 degrees outside"

"Your right kevin, what a cuntpot"

by K-is-for-cunt May 6, 2014

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010