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cuntbusting

Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.

For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.

Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?

Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!

Alec: How so?

Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.

Alec: That'll teach her.

Danny: She's probably still crying.
by Orren Wells May 8, 2013
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Cunthouse

When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010
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cuntpus

Term of abuse. Female genitals + pus (mouth). Originates from Perth/Dundee, East Scotland.
oi cuntpus whit the fuck are ya looking at?
by radge baxter October 10, 2006
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cuntus mc fuck

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.
levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck
by b_rent December 3, 2007
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cuntosaurus

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.
Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"
by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007
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cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.
Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex
by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008
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cuntosityitudeness

The act of being a massive cunt.
That guy is so full of himself, his levels of cuntosityitudeness are through the roof.
by The Almighty LeeLee November 19, 2016
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