Cunctatitis

A serious, debilitating mental disease that prevents you from finishing anything properly, and which

I'll finish this later, when I'm over my cunctatitis.

by Saccharidicule July 8, 2010

Cuntatudinal

A usually bi-polar, Bitchy and just all around cunty individual, who no one enjoys spending time with.

Debra Spiller is being so cuntatudinal today over one little worksheet.

by debby-spillbilly March 13, 2017

Little Miss CuntCakes

An expression to describe one of your buddies who is being particularly bitchy/moody one night

OK take is easy there little miss cuntcakes we'll drop you off at your ex's house if you stop kicking the dog

by Dick Chute June 20, 2007

CuntCannon

When one stuffs various items into their vagina and launches them via queef

Hillary was not able to open the car door so she picked up a rock with her cunt and launched it at the window. The neighbours said "I have never seen such great force with a CuntCannon!"

by Dr.LadyWigglesTheWiggliousXXIV October 26, 2012

Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008

Cuntcanoe

A female that is so far beyond the typical insults (ie. the "douches," cunt, bitch, etc.) the only option left is to call her a cuntcanoe.

My boss was riding me all week for nothing, dude, shes such a cuntcanoe!

by bipolarbipap September 3, 2010