Cunt Monkey 

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.

If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger

Cunt Monkey by Robert Stevensonn April 26, 2006

cunt monkey 

an annoying person who won't stfu

dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey

cunt monkey by MULLETMILITAI July 7, 2021

Cunt monkey 

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

Cunt monkey by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Cunt-Monkey 

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

Cunt-Monkey by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

flying cunt monkey 

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

flying cunt monkey by Donna-louise January 3, 2009

Little Cunt Monkey 

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.

Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt

Little Cunt Monkey by The Asylum February 27, 2023

Monkey Cunt 

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

Monkey Cunt by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010