Old Man Cunt Syndrome

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.

"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"

by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013

man cunt

(noun)
Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.

Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.

Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)

Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.

by creep guy ie February 21, 2011

man cunt

The area on a man between his balls and his anus. Often smeared with chocolate from his rusty sheriffs badge

Im sweating like a fucker on my man cunt

by nigeleezzzz December 28, 2005

cunt of man

when a man looks crazy trying to make a women look crazy

"cunt of man"

Defined as something along the line of gaslighting a women:

Mary: I used to have 980 friends on facebook and be really popular

Sean: I hate you for thinking you have friends, you're so dumb, you're probably lying

Mary: I can't find my old Facebook page

by soniakhan_sleuth November 26, 2024

Sausage Cunt Mangle

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.

Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.

by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019

cunt maneuver

It's when a girl does anything to piss you off. This can range from making you buy her dinner to fucking your best friend.

Person 1: Dude I was supposed to hang out with Kristy tonight but she said she was already at her guy friend's house.
Person 2: Wow, she pulled a cunt maneuver.

by Branch Snapper March 6, 2009

cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

by Tres Importante January 22, 2009