cunt bunt

cunt bunt is when you kick somone in the cunt, or the vagina

im gunna give you a cunt bunt

by jimbrowski April 23, 2007

cunt bunting

The girl-girl equivalent of cock blocking.

"Do you need me to cunt bunt for you?" Sonja asked Winfield, as he described the aggressive sexual attention from another woman at the party.

by Sonja B August 15, 2005

Cunt Bungler

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.

Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!

by Choc Chink May 22, 2014

cunt bunt

When a guy goes down on a girl and she orgasms and she jerks her hips and hit the guy in the face with her pelvic bone.

I was going down on this girl last night and she cunt bunted me.

by Lexi108 October 26, 2007

cunt bunt

the female version of cock blocking. duh!

look, shawty, my friend Chauncy totally cunt bunted me. eh, she was a lesbo anyway.

by freewilly23 January 18, 2009

cunt bunt

A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.

Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!

Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.

Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

Cunt Bunt

Kicking a girl in the private area.

Dude, Sally just totally field goaled Alison! Yeah, she gave her a good cunt bunt!

by Tkss April 13, 2008