Cumion rings

When you Jizz into a fryer in a ring shape and fry it into a onion ring like product - Cumion rings

Work was being shitty in the kitchen so when everyone went to lunch I made some Cumion rings

by Riddick_gamer November 28, 2018

Jousin Cunior

When one of your friend's cousins has a younger brother you may refer to him as jousin cunior

Jousin Cunior is an outsanding drummer.

by ScaffogCousinLover May 17, 2023

CUNTONIAN

Adj., resembling a cunt (in the negative sense of the word)

Martha is such a bitch; she has cuntonian tendencies.

by Brett R. August 16, 2006

Cuntone

a repugnant and overbearing tone of voice used by women when theyre pissed off at you (or a bitch in general). Mainly applies when used in an uncalled for or unjustifiable manner (as opposed to when you were an asshole and deserved it). Synonyms: Bitch Pitch, Termagant Timbre. Antonym: Candy Sweet

Aunt Flo's in town...so Im expecting plenty of the cuntone

by PapaMooch February 23, 2011

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

crunion

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

by DM Stu June 28, 2004