Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

by Darren July 4, 2004

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

cuntchum

A group of female friends that act nice to your face, but talk behind your back.

"Those girls at the barn are cuntchum, when I walk in the room they get silent."

"I walked past the cuntchum today and heard them talking smack on you."

"You are being cuntchummed by Nicole and Melissa, I wouldn't talk to them anymore."

by foolishfrog May 4, 2010

cuntchies

A sudden irrepressible urge to lick pussy. Cf. munchies, cunt cheese.

I bit into the sardine sandwich and suddenly was overcome by the cuntchies.

by octopod November 25, 2003

cunchiva

A word made up of Cunt, Bitch and Diva

Damn, my wife is being a cunchiva today!

by Dwnhnc81 June 3, 2016

cuntch

Cuntch is a contraction of the words cunt and bitch and is used to describe someone for whom neither word does justice.

My ex-wife is a major cuntch.

by Evilmike September 3, 2005

cuntchup

a females menstration period.

"I cant fuck that bitch now cz of her cuntchup."

by spanish and brabbit September 1, 2006