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by Fact speaker l February 11, 2022
Get the Cunckmug. Cunck Fabulous (adj.) | Pronunciation: /kʌŋk ˈfæbjʊləs/
A Cunck Fabulous grifter is a cunck so drunk on their own mystique, so bloated with PayPal nectar, and so deep in their own hype that they truly believe they are untouchable. No longer just a scammer, a Cunck Fabulous thinks their grift is divinely ordained and that criticism proves their spiritual superiority.
A Cunck Fabulous individual:
Calls their Facebook page a "Temple" or "Mystery School."
Lives for the praise of enchanted followers but silences all who question them.
Claims to be a "gatekeeper of wisdom" while selling overpriced PDFs and livestream "activations."
Mocks critics while pretending to be "above negativity."
Flexes book collections and expensive robes but does no real magical work.
Sees their PayPal button as an offering plate.
A Cunck Fabulous has ascended past simple grifting and now fully identifies as an enlightened mystic, a master of the occult, and a misunderstood visionary. They genuinely believe their own scam, sipping herbal tea in a faux-ritual setting, adored by followers who mistake delusions of grandeur for divine presence.
To be Cunck Fabulous is to exist in a permanent state of self-mythologizing where the grift and guru complex fully merge. At this stage, no reality check can reach them. Only a full-blown Cunckening can bring them down.
A Cunck Fabulous grifter is a cunck so drunk on their own mystique, so bloated with PayPal nectar, and so deep in their own hype that they truly believe they are untouchable. No longer just a scammer, a Cunck Fabulous thinks their grift is divinely ordained and that criticism proves their spiritual superiority.
A Cunck Fabulous individual:
Calls their Facebook page a "Temple" or "Mystery School."
Lives for the praise of enchanted followers but silences all who question them.
Claims to be a "gatekeeper of wisdom" while selling overpriced PDFs and livestream "activations."
Mocks critics while pretending to be "above negativity."
Flexes book collections and expensive robes but does no real magical work.
Sees their PayPal button as an offering plate.
A Cunck Fabulous has ascended past simple grifting and now fully identifies as an enlightened mystic, a master of the occult, and a misunderstood visionary. They genuinely believe their own scam, sipping herbal tea in a faux-ritual setting, adored by followers who mistake delusions of grandeur for divine presence.
To be Cunck Fabulous is to exist in a permanent state of self-mythologizing where the grift and guru complex fully merge. At this stage, no reality check can reach them. Only a full-blown Cunckening can bring them down.
"She calls herself a Hierophant of the Digital Age, but she’s just Cunck Fabulous—hoarding divination decks, flexing in ritual robes, and charging $999 for a 'soul activation.'"
"You always know when someone has gone full Cunck Fabulous—when their content stops being about magic and becomes endless selfies in front of their book collection with captions about ‘The Work.’"
"He’s not a scammer, he’s Cunck Fabulous—too grand for spellwork, too enlightened for student support, and too busy ranting about ‘dangerous populism’ to actually practice anything he teaches."
"A Cunck Fabulous never settles for an ordinary grift—they must elevate it to a cosmic scale. They invoke Vajrayana wisdom, yet their highest practice is a donation link. Their magic presents in the name of Hekate, but reveals itself as Strategic Cunckery—an endless labyrinth of pay-to-play enlightenment where the only initiation is financial commitment."
"After a decade of grifting, he finally reached the highest level—Cunck Fabulous. His latest course is a ‘Hekatean Phurba Initiation,’ which is just a PDF and a PayPal invoice."
"She had gone full Cunck Fabulous... name-dropping Tibetan lineages she was ‘initiated’ into while selling a livestream about ‘unlocking your lunar Hekate gate.’"
"Nothing screams Cunck Fabulous like a three-hour political tirade about ‘saving democracy through magic’ while using Strategic Cunckery to justify charging $900 for a ‘secret Theurgic Working of Vajrayana & Hekate’s Path.’"
"You always know when someone has gone full Cunck Fabulous—when their content stops being about magic and becomes endless selfies in front of their book collection with captions about ‘The Work.’"
"He’s not a scammer, he’s Cunck Fabulous—too grand for spellwork, too enlightened for student support, and too busy ranting about ‘dangerous populism’ to actually practice anything he teaches."
"A Cunck Fabulous never settles for an ordinary grift—they must elevate it to a cosmic scale. They invoke Vajrayana wisdom, yet their highest practice is a donation link. Their magic presents in the name of Hekate, but reveals itself as Strategic Cunckery—an endless labyrinth of pay-to-play enlightenment where the only initiation is financial commitment."
"After a decade of grifting, he finally reached the highest level—Cunck Fabulous. His latest course is a ‘Hekatean Phurba Initiation,’ which is just a PDF and a PayPal invoice."
"She had gone full Cunck Fabulous... name-dropping Tibetan lineages she was ‘initiated’ into while selling a livestream about ‘unlocking your lunar Hekate gate.’"
"Nothing screams Cunck Fabulous like a three-hour political tirade about ‘saving democracy through magic’ while using Strategic Cunckery to justify charging $900 for a ‘secret Theurgic Working of Vajrayana & Hekate’s Path.’"
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
Get the Cunck Fabulousmug. by Mr Kappa November 25, 2016
Get the Cunckmug. A cunck is a low-tier occult fraud, a dime-a-dozen esoteric grifter who talks a big game but delivers nothing except paywalls and ego-stroking. They are not yet fully evolved into an Adeptus Cunckus, but they’re on the path—learning the ways of monetized mysticism, name-dropping, and ghosting customers while still believing they’re a genuine spiritual authority.
A cunck is defined by:
Overusing words like “initiate” and “lineage” to sound important.
Selling PDFs that are mostly copy-paste jobs.
Desperately trying to get name-dropped by bigger occultists.
Defending the grift economy of the esoteric world while pretending to be against it.
Ghosting followers while spamming political cope-posts on Facebook.
Hoards divination decks and grimoires but does more talking than practicing.
Hasn’t yet reached “self-initiated PayPal adept” status, but it’s the goal.
A cunck is a wannabe mystic-for-hire, still cutting their teeth on overpriced workshops and vaguely worded social media posts. They have yet to ascend to Adeptus Cunckus, but they are watching closely, learning the ways of spiritual capitalism.
They are not yet masters of the grift. But they are apprentices in the temple of bullshit.
A cunck is defined by:
Overusing words like “initiate” and “lineage” to sound important.
Selling PDFs that are mostly copy-paste jobs.
Desperately trying to get name-dropped by bigger occultists.
Defending the grift economy of the esoteric world while pretending to be against it.
Ghosting followers while spamming political cope-posts on Facebook.
Hoards divination decks and grimoires but does more talking than practicing.
Hasn’t yet reached “self-initiated PayPal adept” status, but it’s the goal.
A cunck is a wannabe mystic-for-hire, still cutting their teeth on overpriced workshops and vaguely worded social media posts. They have yet to ascend to Adeptus Cunckus, but they are watching closely, learning the ways of spiritual capitalism.
They are not yet masters of the grift. But they are apprentices in the temple of bullshit.
"He hasn’t reached full Adeptus Cunckus yet, but he’s already charging $300 for a ‘custom sigil service.’ Classic cunck behavior."
"A cunck doesn’t actually do magic—they just talk about how magic should be kept out of the hands of the ‘uninitiated’ while selling $99 PDFs."
"I knew he was a cunck the moment he started posting about his 'exclusive private course' while ranting about ‘fascist infiltration’ in the occult community."
"He used to be a serious magician, but now he’s just a cunck—hawking overpriced PDFs while ranting about neoliberal think tank talking points."
"A true cunck will overcharge for an occult course, claim they’re ‘too busy’ to help students, then vanish into the void while obsessively cataloging their tarot deck collection."
"Some say magic is about power. A cunck says magic is about social media engagement, think piece subscriptions, and a $99 entry fee."
"A cunck doesn’t actually do magic—they just talk about how magic should be kept out of the hands of the ‘uninitiated’ while selling $99 PDFs."
"I knew he was a cunck the moment he started posting about his 'exclusive private course' while ranting about ‘fascist infiltration’ in the occult community."
"He used to be a serious magician, but now he’s just a cunck—hawking overpriced PDFs while ranting about neoliberal think tank talking points."
"A true cunck will overcharge for an occult course, claim they’re ‘too busy’ to help students, then vanish into the void while obsessively cataloging their tarot deck collection."
"Some say magic is about power. A cunck says magic is about social media engagement, think piece subscriptions, and a $99 entry fee."
by Cunck Watch March 11, 2025
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