Cumplosion

An act of extreame pleasure resulting in the uncontrollable explosive release of cum. May be from an extreamly inconceivable source.

Kaprian Kern, that just gave me a cumplosion!

by Legend- wait for it- dairy November 4, 2018

cumspection

the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.

jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"

by EeNnZzOo September 18, 2007

mega cumsplosion

A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.

Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.

by pepisman June 24, 2021

Cumplosion

When a male ejaculates and it knocks the people surrounding him off their feet. Has been known to break limbs etc. of spectators.

AAAGH! You broke my leg when you had a cumplosion!

by Peter lololololol December 10, 2009

Nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.

Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.

by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016

Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room

Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!

by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017