Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

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*cums on ians face* cause hes a little bitch

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This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

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What goes around CUMS around

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, the woman pretends to swallow his jizz load but instead spits it back in the mans face (or spits the jizz into her own hand and slaps him in the face).

D'Angelo: Yo, I was gettin head from this bitch the other day and she usually swallows, this time she spit my cum in her hand and gave me a WHAT GOES AROUND CUMS AROUND, it was messed up!

by dirtychewbacca December 28, 2009

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Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.

Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"

by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017

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