Cumquating

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."

by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009

cumquat

a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot

Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea

by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011

Cumquat

4 lesbian girl's cumming at the same time during a orgy.

(While having orgy)

Girl 1: Let's have a cumquat!

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 3: Okay.

Girl 4: Whatever.

by PacificRecon March 13, 2008

cumquat

cumquat - the small bit of cum that stains your keyboard after looking at porn

shit i have just cum, and this cumquat is wedged in between the letters 'y' and 'u'.

by david September 23, 2004

cumquat

a sweet fruit; a nice pink, tight pussy

I got plenty of cumquat last night at that party.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

cumquat

The wording used when calling one's pet quat.

<whistle> <whistle> Here boy! C'mon! Cumquat! 'Das it! Cumquat! Who's a goood boy?

by Toopoopouloop August 7, 2009

cumquat

An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!

by S. Butterball September 16, 2008