cumpoo

When a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female's head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials... thus calling it, "cumpoo" its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.

Marla is a dirty whore who washes her hair with cumpoo and masturbates to Barry Manalow while drinking warm Zima.

by SniperWolf March 16, 2004

cumopolis

(noun) The act of creampying, sucking the cummies back out, and regurgitating it back into your partner's mouth for them to ingest.
(verb) - cumopolize

Honey, I'm getting quite bored of our sexy times lately. We should try cumopolis tonight.
What is that?
It's your 6th birthday present I can't spoil it.

by supahjay November 16, 2020

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

cum-pool

A cum-pool is a puddle of a guy's cum that collects in the grooves of his six-pack when he whacks off and shoots his cum-cannon all over his abs.

I licked up the cum-pool on my cadet roomie, Matt, after he blew his load when I jacked him off!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

cumpoot

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

by AdamRehab May 27, 2018

Cumpoopsplosion

An explosion of both poop and cum.

Fuck man, pulled a massive Cumpoopsplosion last night, that shit stinks.

by Riley69420 June 9, 2020

Cumopoly

The official act of playing monopoly while having sex.Each go around the bored is either a cream pie or a blow job.What ever you do, do not land in jail…if you do, make sure to grab some water.

Me and my girlfriend played cumopoly all last night and I had big mess to clean up when I woke up from the dream.

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021