Reverse Commute

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'

by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010

sex commute

If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.

Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.

by Smoove B September 26, 2005

Commuter Student

A college student who most likely pays their own way, works for a living, and wasn't born with well heeled parents to pay for their 4 year day camp "college experience".

Jack isn't at this party because he doesn't have the luxury of having rich parents to pay for his apartment. He is a commuter student and has work in the morning before class.

by Sargent000 October 16, 2014

Commuter Cancer

Weight gain and late onset diabetes caused by drinking large amounts of soda and eating junk food during a long commute. Other symptoms may include excess chins and front butt.

"John can't come to the buffet this weekend, he got commuter cancer."

by meter76 February 9, 2009

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.

by S-and-S May 12, 2012

commuterus

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.

Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!

by bball69 April 3, 2005

commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013