Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.

Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011

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Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

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Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

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Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

by acrestare July 7, 2011

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Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

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colesterol queen

When someone eats so enough colesterol to clog a cows heart and then gives dietary advise.

The professor is a such a colesterol queen he eats enough fat to make an Ethiopian obese, can't understand why his blood pressure is skyrocketed, and tells everyone else how to lose weight.

by Styxlover July 17, 2016

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