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Cumdrum

The result of intense face fucking causing semen to be forced through every orifice in the human skull.
Your sister wouldn’t let me stop pounding her face until she was cumdrum and all drizzly!
by Tezzlha April 3, 2021
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Cumnundrum

When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".
"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009
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Cumundrum

The conflicting feelings of not knowing where to deposit your load.
She told me to cum on her ass, but her tits were amazing. It was a total cumundrum.
by Sub 20 August 21, 2013
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cundrumhead

a person that exhibits behavior that is a bit idiotic and goofy at the same time while not being offensive...just stupid and without thought fot another
a cundrumhead is a person that does not replace the last roll of toilet paper, a person that leaves a shared car with no gas in it..a person that eats the last piece of shrimp in a shrimp cocktail..a person that leaves their toothpaste in the sink after brushing their teeth..
by kajkajdonut September 3, 2009
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cumnundrum

When two consenting adults opt out of sex because their kids run in the same circles.
Wow. This is hot, but we're in a serious cumnundrum. We cannot have sex. Our kids have 8 years of school left together and I'm averse to extended awkwardness.
by freegrrrl October 14, 2012
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CuminCrusader

A garbage youtuber that you should NEVER watch.

Keep an eye out, for your own sake
Eric: “Dude, you should watch this video! It’s really funny!!”

Andre: “oh god… thats… CuminCrusader…” *dies*
by CuminCrusader August 8, 2021
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