Cumelon

A melon grown by another melon with semen inside it.for context,i found out you can fuck watermelons and your semen makes it grow "melon kids".

"I forced my family to eat cumelons yesterday!"

by theGingerKisser512209 October 27, 2021

Cameleon

a fuckin animal that looks like a bug ,and turns colors and shit. and are really hard to catch.cuz one time I tried stabbing one with my butter knife.

fuck cameleons

by Comma March 19, 2003

cameleon friend

A fake ass bitch who morphs into whatever crowd she is currently hanging out with someone who is stuck in high school and no longer has any real friends; also known as an annoying bitch who wants to be everything shes not or never will be, Also someone who will call you their best friend until you can no longer benifit them

OMG she so pulled a cameleon friend last week she called me to complain about her one week realtionship and then promptly got off the phone and i tried calling her and texting her afterwards and she completely ignored me becuase she was too busy with her "new" friends who supply booze and drugs

by FakeFriendFinder February 18, 2011

Cameleon

The word you get to if you can't fucking spell chameleon right

Dave: Yoooo that cameleon looks kinda sick tho.
John: It's spelled chameleon
Dave: but, we're speaking, how did i spell it wrongly?
Both of them: 😳

by Cancerfilled frog February 3, 2020

cameleon cock

A cock that changes color to blend in with its enviorment

I think johns gay
How come?
Because when I stand near him my cock turns shit colored
Do u have a cameleon cock?
Yes
Me too

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

Nuclear Cameleon

n. 1)When any person tries to blend in with their surroundings (friends, social groups, hardcore niggas, ubahleet noob pwners) and just ends up destroying everything important and making themself look like a fool in this futile attempt.

2) An exploding lizard.

1) Jarrod: Dude, that bitch claims he is awesome at FPS's when in reality he sucks and justs ends up fucking everything up and getting us killed.

Joey: Yeah, that fag is a straight nuclear cameleon.

2) Steve: OMFG! THAT NUCLEAR CAMELEON IS GONNA EXPLODE!! BLEEEEH!

by BonkersFilly August 1, 2009