Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
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An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
An annual music festival held in the spring time in the "Coachella valley" of Southern California.
It is a hallmark staple for people to "independently come completely together" while being from every single opposite corner of every grooming / fashion style and music genre that exists, while strictly conforming to trends that do not conform.
By popular vote, It's not a requirement to know any of the artists that are performing, Nor are patrons required to attend any of the Bohemian music tents that have been set up by "for-profit" corporations (that you are recommended, but not required, to hate because of the capitalization they pose on society). This should be recorded on your corporate iPhone you will carry with a corporate Wi-Fi signal you'll be operating under.
The subculture of this festival is designed to accept all of the aforemementioned descriptions and comprise it's definition using simple, easy-going words such as "boho" "hipster" "freebird" and "gypsy".
See also brochella hochella and dohchella
I hope these definitions are helpful in the expose of the magnificent experience you will have at this festival, and share with others.
" I want to break free and try something new. Therefore, I will go and do what everybody else is doing at Coachella. And I will express how different I am. "
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Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.
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Get the that's so coachella mug.Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.
Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.
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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*
Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.
Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!
by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015
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