A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
by LordOhLAWD June 18, 2011
Get the cum ragmug. 1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.
2. (n)a distasteful insult.
2. (n)a distasteful insult.
1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?
2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!
2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!
by evil little monkey July 15, 2008
Get the cum ragmug. Along with being something that you cum into, it can also be another word for slut. A girl who cheats a lot is an absolute cum rag.
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!
Ugh, josh is such a cum rag.
She's so hot... What a cum rag.
I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
She's so hot... What a cum rag.
I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.
by Xakez May 29, 2022
Get the Cum ragmug. by Montana moonshadow July 27, 2016
Get the cum ragmug. A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.
"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"
"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010
Get the cum ragmug. So I slept with this guy and he came on me and was out of my house within a minute, he totally cum ragged me
by Sassyandsad July 18, 2019
Get the Cum raggedmug. 