cuked

Past pissed drunk and all around fucked

“Guy’s wicked cuked in the corner there”
“We gettin dumbshit cuked tonight boys...”

by Snutsbigtilties December 21, 2018

cuke

A menstrual queef. When gas escapes a vagina during a menstrual period.

The chick from the bar last night cuked on me!

by ooohsonasty November 26, 2010

cuke

A type of person who doesnt fit in with the crowed or trys to hard to be apart of a group. Usually the out cast who wants to be cool.

Your such a cuke.

Dont be such a cuke

by chingchongilong September 26, 2015

cuke

A menstrual queef. When gas escapes a vagina during a menstrual period.

The chick from the bar last night cuked on me!

by ooohsonasty November 26, 2010

cuke

cuke is coke

jeSIKA: you wan sum cuke babes
babes: sure why not

by mushysushie February 09, 2020

cuke

a guys cock

bite me you cuke!

by annoymous April 04, 2004

Cuke Show

a show in which the performers shove cucumbers up their own asses as well as each others, in front of an audience. A Cuke Show is commonly performed by male strippers and is often used as an entertainment peice at Bar Mitzvahs.

Hey do you know what kind of entertainment they are having for Little Billy's Bar Mitzvah?
I think there's going to be a Cuke Show!
WTF is a that?!
Oh you'll see...

by bmon13 August 18, 2010