Cactus shadows highschool

a school full of privileged white kids who biggest worries is what they r gonna wear tomorrow. All the freshman and sophomore are thots. All the white boys in sophomore year are in a nudes group chat. and and short kid named Isaac is a bitch. No diversity like there only 2 black people. Everyone thinks there’s the shit. White kids think that they can say the NWORD when they cant

You see those white thots over there yeah they probably go to cactus shadows highschool

by Irieieifidieieieixicikde September 26, 2019

Cactus Cheese Stick

The edible thing you get when you insert a cactus spike into your urethra and then cum on it.

Bob: Hey, what did you eat for dinner last night?
Jim: A cactus cheese stick.

by soo geun September 25, 2013

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

by TCgossip August 4, 2007

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016

Cactus Party

Two hairy people fucking

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday

by titfuck69 April 19, 2009

sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina

She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!

by goat71 December 12, 2007

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005