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cumbustability

The ability for me to cum on your mother's bust.
Dude, my cumbustability was at an alltime high yesterday.
by EBRJ July 9, 2010
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Chubbus

A very large cat, with a fat & fur structure that gives the appearance of all around chub.
That one is a major chubbus, but his facial fur deflates when he sleeps on his face.
by StrangeSmith42 September 1, 2020
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Cubuss

People named cubuss tend to have a very high IQ and normally have a really high moral standard,
They usually are really good at playing videos games , and tend to have a lot of monetary possession,
Damn that cubuss be woke af
by Cubuss January 20, 2020
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.
When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.
by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.
by PSpin420 November 2, 2009
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Cubbuble

When ur in a cubble you are in a panic
Omg I’m with a bunch of sea lions what a cubbuble
by Cuffuffler December 24, 2018
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Cumbust

To have performed sexually at such a profound level that the utilised orifice has caught fire due to friction.

This could be down to a number of factors:
1. Overly fricative appendage surfaces, e.g. a scaley penis
2. Use of a lube with an insufficient smoke point for the activity, e.g. high-velocity anal sex lubricated with Butter (176°C) rather than Ghee (250°C) that meets an emulsifier, e.g. 'Baby Gravy', thus overcoming a natural fire retardant, e.g. 'Fannybatter'

Example 1 is pure friction but usually occurs before Cum enters the picture so is not relevant to this analysis
Example 2 is the true Cumbust in that it is down to the complex chemical interations of these substances when extreme kinetic energy is applied to them
Bob - Jesus, did you see what happened when Bill banged Brenda's Bum hole?

Babs - Nope, wtf?
Bob - She Cumbusted, flew into low earth orbit, left a trail of winnets in the night sky that looked like a meteor shower
Babs - Shit, talk about blasted into maternity by a guided muscle....
by Sick Man Fraud December 16, 2022
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