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collegeboard

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard
by broskisauce December 28, 2010
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Haywards Heath College

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.
Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs
by ConnorCoutureSussyKid1 October 28, 2021
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college textbook

A poorly written "book" that you are forced by naive professors to purchase at outrageous prices. To curb the used market, the pages are renumbered, the cover changed, and the book republished as a "new edition" every few years.
Person #1: Dude, i just sold back all my college textbooks and got $80 dollars! Sweet!
Person #2: Do you remember what you paid for them?
Person #1: Yeah, $600. Why?
Person #2: Never mind...
by Justin The Something August 26, 2007
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college degree

Something an ou tard will never own, specifically, Noah, Norman "Nick", or Henry.
Lol, that ou tard will never obtain a college degree because she went to the University of Okla(HOE)ma.
by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
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Colleen Ballinger

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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bank collection

A folder (usually hidden or disguised under a misleading name) of photos or videos for later… typically used for masturbation purposes
“You want me to send my bank collection over? The shit gets me off without even fucking trying”
by Yallknowwhatimsayin September 19, 2021
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