Crysterbation

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

crysten

introverted genuis. appreciative of aesthetics, arts, and home made chocolate cookies. A dreamer and reader. Cry baby and can be pessimistic. At strange time optimistic. Never certain. Blissful at the best of times.

Created in December of 1992.

"It has said that a Crysten lives near by"

The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.

"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"

"That Crysten is very cool"

It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.

by Peadapocket February 3, 2010

crystxltherapper

One very snazzy person, one of my loyal frooty mootys

Person 1: Ayo I love crystxltherapper
Person 2: Same lol

by Kentuckyfriedkiddies May 27, 2021

crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007

cryptext

Any text that is so vague as to require addtional text for clarification

cryptext : "kid sick pick up now"

(could mean 2 different things so a response for clarification is necessary)

"Ok..so u r picking up ? or I need 2"

by Pikamama April 14, 2010

crystell

She is the best friend you could ever have and she is very caring and very kind.

Crystell is my bbbbbbbbeeeeeeessssssssttttttt
Fffffffffrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeennnnnnnnddddddddd

by Tellatubbys October 18, 2019