cryptofaggot

A user of a message board who successfully infiltrates the inner circle of respected posters, eventually revealing his hidden virginity and assburgers to the world in a series of offensively lame posts.

From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot

Stop posting, cryptofaggot.

by Spr0ingy January 31, 2007

cryptomaniac

One who is maniacally cryptic.

Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!

by cryptomaniacthefirst June 28, 2017

Cryptowag

One who discovered bitcoin and the world of cryptocurrencies in the year 2017 or later.

That bro is such a cryptowag. I’ve been HODL’ing my Bitcoin since 2013.

by rochbro November 28, 2017

Cryptofinger

Cryptofinger: When one places an inordinate amount of invested funds into a sure bet crypto currency, only to find the next morning that the value has significantly dropped and your money has gone.

Jesus I put my last two grand into cryptocurrency last night, but the cryptofinger came and fingered me in the night, now I'm penniless.

by bigredcryptominger January 27, 2018

cryptowankery

Making your own cryptographic systems and forgetting about key revocation, using 8K RSA because more is better

Did you hear about that new system that Facebook have?

Oh yes but it’s full of cryptowankery

by Grumpy runner February 21, 2019

Cryptowank

(noun) vulgar slang

Cryptowank is a Scots phrase derived from the English phrase Crypto Wanker.

This derogatory term was first seen online at r/Glasgow when it was used in an attempt to belittle another user who wanted to donate crypto to foodbanks.

Stop talking about cryptocurrency ya cryptowank!

by u/HoagieWrap June 13, 2021

Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

by 3rdman September 25, 2017