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cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.
I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!
by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010
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Cryptopornography

1. The action of being on a FaceTime call, skype, or any other form of video call and attempting to have sexual intercourse through the screen. Usually results in awkward moaning, licking of the camera, and possible cock and ball torture.
2. A porno that has a real plot, yet ends in hot sexy time.
"Hey babe, we should try some cryptoporn together"
"Sure hottie, just slip that phone in that coochie"
"moan, moan, uh, uh"
"this cryptopornography shit smacks no cap cuh"
by joshsmacks May 20, 2019
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cryptotherapy

Noun, Buying Cryptocurrency Assets regardless of the price in catharticism or self satisfaction. 'Retail therapy' for Digital Assets.
Sorry, cant make the pub ive got my cryptotherapy later, love.
by SnozzBurglure October 5, 2021
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cryptosperg

A cryptocurrency sufferer of Asperger's.
That fucking cryptosperg fucked my mom!
by Hotdonkey October 30, 2021
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cryptovorce

Noun: When someone abruptly decides to divorce their spouse after gaining a large amount of money from trading in cryptocurrency.
My Bitcoin hit an all time high. I can finally get a cryptovorce from Bob, and live my best life on a tropical beach drinking umbrella drinks.
by Meliserable December 1, 2021
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cryptooker

HOT female Online crypto investment scammers. They are always mid 30s, female, Asian (sometimes not) and always making $30k in one day on less than $50k principal. The general conversation is fairly fluid, but the discussions on crypto binary investing are clearly crypto.
She’s a cryptooker online scammer and asked me to invest in crypto, telling me we should make $30,000 gains a day.
by Marathon October 7, 2022
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Cryptolord

This word describes a person who has the ability to be introspective and self-aware, but also has negative traits such as being antisocial and destructive. They may have a tendency to think negative thoughts, but are able to keep them to themselves. They are also able to quickly assess and understand others, and are motivated by a sense of altruism, even if they do not fully understand the source of this motivation.

Based on these clues, it is possible that this person could be described as a "complex individual" or someone who is multifaceted and has a mix of positive and negative traits.

There are many different words that could be used to describe a person with the traits and characteristics described in the riddle. Some possibilities might include "introspective," "self-aware," "perceptive," "altruistic," or "complex." It is also possible that this person could be described as "mysterious" or "enigmatic," as their motivations and inner thoughts are not fully understood. Ultimately, the choice of word to describe this person will depend on the context in which they are being described, and the specific traits or characteristics that are being emphasized.
You're such a Cryptolord, you don't understand yourself or what drives you and; you don't know what you want.
by Lucylooselegs December 30, 2022
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