"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"
You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!
You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!
by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009
by Cramlord November 21, 2019
Something awful and disdainful, horrific and sad. What makes puppies die and devil salute. When a real man cries it is only because something truly horrible has happened, like a death in a family, betrayal, death of a close friend, awful fight with the woman he loves (if she hurt him) and death of millions. Contrary to popular belief real man does cry, sometimes even in public (as he is not afraid to show that he cares).
When Roger saw the village burn to the ground, little tear slid down his cheek. That sight makes even a real man cry.
by Paetar October 07, 2010
An emotional response, often involving tears, triggered by an inspiring, poignant, or deeply human event—typically one that stirs a sense of quiet pride, empathy, or solemn admiration.
Man 1: Not gonna lie, I had a full-on man cry watching that scene where the old soldier salutes his fallen comrades—hit me right in the chest.
Man 2: I had that once, when I heard about the Carpathia racing to save Titanic survivors
Man 2: I had that once, when I heard about the Carpathia racing to save Titanic survivors
by Ihavenolifefromphilly April 09, 2025