The act of using Twitter to search and like pornographic material using your very public Twitter account. Not limited to instances where your senatorial staff attempts to blame hackers or interns on the incident even though it happened around midnight and why the hell would a staffer be working that late so clearly it came from the person who's default account on their phone is the account in question, therefore it obviously was, um... well... whew.

Shit, I need to finish my cruzing sesh before my phone's batteries run out of juice.

Randolph! You cannot engage in cruzing whilst in the office on wifi during work hours... that is highly inappropriate.

Bitch don't you look me over the shoulder while I be cruzing on my phone.

Cruzing by WerdMerlin September 13, 2017

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Ted Cruzing

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

Ted Cruzing by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

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Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

Library cruzing by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 9, 2010

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